Paul Elam is a bad man. He is a stinky icky poop-head and a
misogynist. And he urinates standing up (banned in Sweden)! So there!
(THE END)
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Oh my God, I am so busted! LOL!
ReplyDeleteIs this a guest post from Matt Forney, David Futrelle, or Femitheist?
ReplyDeleteNo! I wrote this all by myself, without the help of any members of the superior gender, or their servants. Really! I'm not kidding!! The writing was, of course, heavily influenced by Man-Booze. He/she is my hero/heroine! Please do not forget to mention my name if anybody from the Nobel Prize committee asks you for ideas for nominees. New possibilities are opening up for writers like me who (obviously) deserve the Nobel Prize, now that Obama has been recognized for his amazing world-curing achievements.
DeleteWhere did you find this information? Citation needed
ReplyDeleteI got is info from Morris Dees (Southern Poverty Law Center) and Karla Homolka.
DeleteBut the specific citations cannot be given. Classified (you know, national security, and stuff like that).
For Homolka, see: http://unknownmisandry.blogspot.com/2011/09/karla-homolka-canadian-serial-killer.html
[Note to lawyers: This is satire, OK? So lay off)