Paul Elam is a bad man. He is a stinky icky poop-head and a misogynist. And he urinates standing up (banned in Sweden)! So there!
To publishers: If you wish to re-publish this groundbreaking work of critical theory please see the following terms:
28 words (including title) @ $10,000 per word = $280,000.
Please make out one check for $140,000 to the author, plus another for $140,000 as a donation to A Voice for Men.