David Futrelle is a famous expert on the notion that the
sexes are mere “social constructions,” a condition that is the result of
millennia of unspeakable oppression (24/7) of the female social construction community by
members of the male social construction community.
David Futrelle saves damsels from oppressors who attempt to
deploy reason, facts, historical documents and other weapons of mass
oppression. He is truly a modern knight in shining fur.
David Futrelle is very, very interested in the topic of rape
(both as a true crime writer and a fiction writer), and thus frequently writes
about rape.
He has a blog called “We Hunted the Mammoth.” It used to be
called “Man Boobs.” His blogs are BIG on the internet (hence the references to
bigness in the blog names he chooses).
He hates “the patriarchy” and he loves people who cook up
“theories” that will provide a schema for eradicating every last atom of
patriarchy from the planet – by any means necessary.
David Furelle is famous. Almost as famous as Big Red (with
whom, rumor has it, he shares a body -- called by those who stalk that elusive
being -- Redfoot).
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Vintage Futrelle fan art:
YUCK! Just can't believe that there are characters like this in this world.
ReplyDeleteA truly disgusting character.